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Hillbilly Crime

Jenkies! It's the Hillbilly Crime Hydration Time!

Jenkies! It's the Hillbilly Crime Hydration Time!

Regular price $34.99 USD
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Bust open your mystery machine of thirst with this groovy water ball straight outta the holler!

With swirling orange and retro rainbow colors, it's got all the psychedelic vibes of a 70's Scooby-Doo chase scene- if Scoob traded in the snacks for moonshine.

Topped off with a built-in straw for slurpin' and "Hillbilly Crime" splashed across it in bold orange letters outlined in black, this thing screams backwoods sass with a Saturday morning twist.

Whether you're tracking down corrupt sheriffs or just chillin' on the porch, this is your go-to mystery-solving sippy cup. Zoinks!

Stay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle. It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying.

• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.

Size guide

  A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) D (inches)
32 oz 3 ½ 9 ⅞ 10 ¾ 3 ⅛
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