"Duck & Dodge" Long Sleeve Hooded Tee- Hillbilly Wisdom Edition

When life comes flying at you full force, don't just take the hit- duck and let it smack someone else! This lightweight white hooded long sleeve tee serves up sass and survival skills in one feathered package. Featuring a duck with it's tail up and head underwater, the front hits you with the perfectly timed quote: "Whatever life throws your way, DUCK & let it hit someone else!!!"

On the left sleeve, a quiet reminder: This too shall pass- because every storm eventually clears.

On the back, your favorite bold branding: Hillbilly in clean black, and Crime in a loud yellow outlined in black- because truth can't be ignored, and neither can you.

Humor with feathers.
Resilience with edge.
Perfect for those who dodge drama and keep it moving.

Whether you're sipping sweet tea or dodging chaos, this tee's got your back. Literally.

• 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Triblend colors are 50% polyester, 25% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (128.84 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crossover “V” at the neckline
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, and United States.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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