Front Description;
Nothing says "justice system in crisis" like a sheriff under investigation holding a balloon that says celebrate while smiling like he forgot everything in his deposition.
This Hillbilly Crime original features Sheriff Mickey Stines, straight from public record, paired with his now-infamous lines:
"I do not recall" (in white and red)
"Can you repeat the question?"
This shirt is satirical Appalalchian gold- where the courthouse becomes the circus and the memory loss is magically contagious.
Back of Shirt:
Hillbilly Crime
(White lettering with gray outline)
Simple. Bold. The brand behind the truth they never thought would be told.
The name that's bringing Appalachian corruption to light- Hillbilly Crime isn't just a show, it's a movement. Rock the truth on your back while the front exposes what they hope you'll forget.
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
| S |
28 |
18 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
